September 5, 2012 6:29 AM

GOP 2012: Because we know where (and how) to bury the bodies

GOP Senate Candidate Supports Life Sentences For Rape Victims Who Obtain Abortions: The GOP doesn’t hate women; they just want them to remember their place and role as vessels for the incubation and production of children. Is that too much to ask?

Surrendering To The Extremes: Meet Some of 2012′s Scariest Candidates: The truly scary thing is that some of these folks will be elected…and America will continue down the path towards becoming the world’s most powerful idiocracy.

On Labor Day, GOP Leadership Celebrates Management: Because, as any REAL patriot can tell you, labor is what’s destroying this country. Management will keep them in their place.

Republicans Pray to Satan at the GOP Convention as Romney and His Surrogates Lie to Make Mainstream the Mormon Cult: And here all this time I’d been thinking that Mitt Romney was just boring, devoid of charisma, and a shameless liar. Who knew that he also sits at the right hand of the Dark Prince?

Joyner: Our Prayers Regrow Amputated Limbs: Right; and I’ve perfected cold fusion in my bathtub. No, really….

Imagine You Were Raped. Got Pregnant. Then Your Rapist Sought Custody.: So you think this couldn’t happen? You might be in for a rude surprise; at least 27 states don’t protect the mothers of children conceived by rape. Rapists in these states can, and sometimes do, seek custody.

Lively: Intimidate Pro-Gay Rights Officials with ‘Angry Crowds with Tar and Feathers in Hand’: Never mind that tarring and feathering went out with the 17th century…and that threatening a public official is a crime in most jurisdictions. It’s What Jesus Would Do.

If It Walks Like a Duck and Talks Like a Duck: Racism, Bigotry and the Death of Respectable Conservatism: Conservatism not so very long ago at least had a patina of respectability and reason. Now it’s been hijacked by haters, zealots, and loons determined to drag this country kicking and screaming back to the 17th century. Don’tcha just LOVE America??

Barton: Gay Rights and Reproductive Rights mean ‘You are Going Down as a Nation’: Uh, somebody should probably tell Barton that “going down” doesn’t mean what he thinks it does.

Scaring the Voters in the Middle: What are independent voters supposed to think when they look at today’s Republican Party? That they’re all off their medication? That they’re all channeling Torquemada?

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