On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures. Further investigation of the enclosure by the family member revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure. Now the Coos County Sheriff’s Office is investigating how Garner “ended up in a position where the hogs were able to consume him.”
7 Deadly Sins America Commits Against Its Own People: We can finance and conduct two wars simultaneously halfway around the world…and yet we don’t have the resources to take care of our own? Ah, right; that’s Socialism. If you think that’s the way things should be, I’d submit that your devoid of anything resembling humanity.
5 Biggest Lies About America’s Public Schools — Debunked: Running down America’s public schools is an article of faith among the Far Right…and yet how often do they propose a solution to what they clearly believe to be a problem?
9 Frightening Things About America’s Biggest Police Force: Big Brother really IS watching you….
70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs: Bacon exacts its revenge.
20 Bizarre Examples Of Medieval Marginalia: Drawing penis trees in the margins? Nice touch, eh?
5 Obscene Reasons Why Richest Americans grow Richer As Middle-Class Declines: For some, too much is never enough.
35 Animals Who Are Kind Of Worried About You: No, they’re not judging you…but they’re very, very concerned about you and the choices you make.
3 Things That May Have Wrecked Mitt Romney’s Shot at Becoming President: Surprisingly, being a charmless patrician with a palpable disdain for the unwashed masses wasn’t on the list.
20 Spectacularly Nerdy Science Jokes: No, “nerd humor” isn’t an oxymoron.
38 Images That Are Scientifically Proven To Boost Productivity: I’d have thought that a topless photo of Heidi Klum would be on the list.
