It seems even Donald Trump’s kids think he should keep his opinions to himself. Eric, Donald Jr, and Ivanka were apparently so concerned about the damage their father was doing to the family reputation with his constant attacks on Barack Obama that they met with the eccentric tycoon before the election and asked him to cool off on his political rants. ‘The three of them met and went to see their dad in his Fifth Avenue office,’ a source told the New York Daily News. ‘They showed a lot of respect, but told him he’s worked too long and hard to build up the reputation he has. They understand he’s always been outspoken and that he likes attention, but this is too much.’
Donald Trump’s children told him to STOP bashing Obama over fears he’s ‘ruining the family name’: Sometimes you have to tell your father he’s a freakin’ moron…especially when he’s a freakin’ moron.
Unruly man clad in underwear charged with intoxication: Running drunk around his neighborhood while yelling at pedestrians and striking care? Grandma must be SO proud….
Hundreds dig in to deep-fried turkey testicles at bizarre Thanksgiving festival that imports 1,200 POUNDS annually: In other news…wait; turkeys have testicles??
Man jailed for five days for assaulting wife with his penis after she refused to have sex with him: The judge examined the weapon and decided the case was a matter for small claims court.
What Should You Buy a Sad Republican Loser? A Gift Guide: Saul Alinsky’s “Rules For Radicals” is ALWAYS a good choice.
Toledo man, 21, stabbed in beer-pong dispute: Toledo takes their beer pong VERY seriously. Break the rules and you WILL get cut.
Naked man straddles Duke of Cambridge statue in London: The female arresting officer stated in her report that the last time she saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it.
Strip club offers free Thanksgiving meals: Lap dances are available for a nominal charge.
Massachusetts man takes home TV, leaves kid during Black Friday shopping, cops say: It was Black Friday; of course you’re going to make certain you get your new 51” TV home safely. DUH…it was on sale!
Milk truck strikes, kills 2 cows on Wisconsin road: Police found the driver to be 2% at fault for the accident.
Made in China: European Clone Towns: Why not? They’ve copied and/or stolen everything else.
Surviving the Kids’ Table as an Adult, Going Ham on Your Grandfather, and Other Questionable Advice: No, you may NOT stick a slice of ham to your grandfather’s forehead while he’s asleep.
