December 27, 2012 5:32 AM

Today's communique from our new idiocracy: If we didn't have stupid, we'd have nothing at all

An Indiana man convicted of setting fire to a mosque in Ohio told a judge on Wednesday that he committed the crimes because Fox News and right wing hate radio had convinced him that “most Muslims are terrorists.”

Mosque Arsonist, “I Only Know What I Hear On Fox News!”: Now do you believe that Fox News Channel is a primary contributor to the dumbing down of America?

Choir teacher accused of having sex with two teenage students who she secretly met at her mother’s Colorado home: Remember when this sort of scandalous news elicited more than yawns?

Brooklyn high school teacher pulled from her classroom and busted after teenage female student said they shared three-year ‘intimate relationship’: Remember when this sort of scandalous news elicited more than yawns?

Oklahoma Will Consider Law Allowing Teachers To Bring Guns To School: What’s the solution to gun violence? Well, DUH…more guns, silly.

2 Firefighters Shot & Killed, 2 Others Wounded At Scene Of Webster Fire: The NRA demands that firefighters be armed in 4…3…2….

Naked beer pong loser assaults girlfriend in her Athens home : This week’s nominee for “Headline of the Year”….

Ypsilanti Township asks judge to order a stop to ‘overwhelming’ marijuana odor: When your neighbors are getting contact highs from your grow operation, yor doon it rong.

Pot farms wreaking havoc on Northern California environment: If only there was some way to regulate the cultivation of marijuana to ensure that growers clean up after themselves….

Don’t breastfeed son on job, N.S. mom warned: Because Lord knows there are few things more threatening to our tender sensibilities than the naked female breast.

I scoff 10,000 Brussel sprouts a year: When is enough too much? I think 10,000 Brussel sprouts is well past the “too much” threshold.

‘King of Rock and Roll Debauchery’ arrested: Boys just wanna have fun….

171 pounds, a pear-shaped body and a taste for beefsteak: Meet Elsie Scheel, the Cornell student declared 1912’s perfect woman : Alyssa Milano she ain’t.

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