Ladies, listen up: If you’re busy finding sexual “empowerment,” relentlessly climbing the ranks in a fast-paced career and aggressively asserting your independence, you’ll likely have trouble finding a good man…. Despite your beauty and brilliance, it could be your attitude that’s preventing you from finding a husband and keeping him.
If I was still single, I’m not all certain that I’d be looking for dating advice from World Net Daily, Joseph Farah’s paean to the unmedicated Far Right. Any website that counts Patrick Buchanan, Ann Coulter, Alan Keyes, and Bradlee Dean (among other “luminaries”) among their stable of contributors certainly isn’t in it for the reasoned, rational, and/or dispassionate discussion.
With that to set the stage, Chelsea Schilling steps into the breach to counsel the ladies on how to bag a man. Yes, if I had to summarize the largely wasted column inches, “Don’t be a b-tch” would do nicely…and it would save a potential reader a whole lot of wasted time.
I suppose the ladies should be grateful to Schilling…’cuz we all know that womenfolk desire nothing in life more than attracting a man, right? Where else would a lonely, well-meaning single girl go to learn the fine art of submerging her needs and desires in order to attract a Penis-American? And what else could said Penis-American want but a subservient woman willing to make his needs, wants, and desires primary? As any good, God-fearing, red-blooded, Conservative, Christian American patriot knows, a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle…or something like that.
Good luck attracting Mr. Right, ladies. Let’s hope he at least has the ability to think critically and doesn’t get his “news” from Fox News Channel.
