Sometimes when I have too much time on my hands, I like to cruise through WWJD’s referrer logs. After almost 12 years, I’m still astonished at the fact that I have a worldwide readership. That’s both humbling as gratifying, but what truly fascinates me are the searches people do to get here. Yesterday was a microcosm of the daily silliness, and a reminder of that the Internet is too often where empty minds look to fill themselves.
‘Cuz if it’s on da Interwebs…well, it’s gotta be true…right??
- gretchen carlson porn
- who is the nikon boob recognition girl?
- do you have to take your clothes off to be a web model (Dunno…but it certainly can’t hurt your chances0 unless you’re Charles Barkley)
- texas state bird (In Houston, that would be the mosquito)
- tony kornheiser dick
- laurie dhue hot (A perennial winner)
- news anchor legs (Hopefully, they all have two)
- Fidel Castro took the guns! (Except when he didn’t)
- mao stalin hitler guns
- racism in Mississippi 2012 (The more things change….)
- women are property of men (Damn, I think someone’s going to be sleeping on the couch tonight)
- kim jon il nude (Really??)
- texas crazy (Da Interweb toobs aren’t big enough to contain those search results)
- women are just sperm receptacles (Clearly, someone’s not planning on getting laid again. EVER.)
- Nazi Germany (Someone needs a way to prove Godwin’s Law?)
- why aren’t we in syria (Uh…’cuz no one can find it on a map? Oh, and perhaps because it has no oil??)
- religion of jim hoft blogger (I have it on good authority that Hoft is a member of the Church of Derp)
- world’s strongest vagina (I suppose we should all be know for something…right??)
- three reasons athletes aren’t good role models (I could give you about 20)
- hd porn is so clear (I know; it’s almost like it’s happening right in your living room, knowhutimean?? Not that I would know, mind you….)
It’s refreshing to remind myself that I run such a high-brow blog, isn’t it??
