The fine fellows at Zombie Industries, the ones who nyuk-nyuk-nyuked about their bleedy Barack Obama “Rocky” target what bleeds when you murder it with your gun, have “discontinued” their shooting targets of “The Ex.” Coincidentally, the Ex is a pretty lady in lingerie what bleeds when you murder it with your gun! (We are sensing a theme here, Zombie Industries.) This is especially hilarious because on average three women and one man in the U.S. are killed by their “intimate partners” every day! That includes dumb stupid “exes”! But Zombie Industries has heard your shrill nattering and nagging and non-sandwich-making, feminazis, and they are gonna make things right. “The Ex” is now named “Alexa,” and she has been painted green. PROBLEM SOLVED AND YOU ARE WELCOME.
What better way to mollify men with anger management issues and the need to compensate for their, um, “shortcomings” than with a little target shooting? And what better way for angry, bitter, newly single gun owners to exorcise their anger than by exercising their 2nd Amendment rights? This being America, there’s someone ready, willing, and more than able to step in and meet the needs of potential stalkers and/or passion killers. Enter Zombie Industries, whose “The Ex” target dummy was all the rage at the NRA’s recent convention in Houston. Well, that was true until the Liberal Media and the bleeding-heart, gun-grabbing Communists got their shorts all up in a bunch. Something about domestic violence or some other such nonsense.
Hey, just because a target “bleeds” when it’s shot…well, that’s apropos of nothing, really. Just some good ol’ boys having some fun and blowing off steam, right? Perhaps if men hadn’t been so emasculated by the women in their lives they wouldn’t be needing to channel their anger….
Yeah, that MIGHT possibly be true, except for this little gem featuring a Barack Obama target (and a father evidently teaching his young son that violence is a perfectly acceptable and uniquely American form of self-expression):
Stay classy, eh?
ZOMBIE INDUSTRIES: Meeting the needs of angry, racist, misogynistic guns nuts since…well, we don’t exactly remember…. AND we can help parents prepare their children to resist our increasingly tyrannical government!
Stupid is as stupid does….
