Daniel ‘Hotcock’ Cooper Convicted Of Sex With A Land Rover
A man with the self-proclaimed nickname “Hotcock” is in hot water after allegedly getting naked and attempting sex with a Land Rover. A court in Wales, UK recently convicted Daniel Cooper, 24, of indecent exposure. He was banned from going outside between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays for the next three months.The order stems from an August 18 incident where Cooper — who is known by the nickname “Hotcock” — was caught on surveillance video getting naked and then grinding against a blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery…. Cooper told the court he was so drunk at the time that he did not remember his auto-erotic encounter until he saw the video. The Land Rover was not available for comment….
The fact that Cooper tried to get busy with a Land Rover was strange enough, but it wasn’t his only overtly sexual escapade of the evening. He began the festivities by bumping and grinding against the counter of a kebab shop, followed by having simulated sex with the floor of the shop. Later, he was seen walking down the street with his pants down before he urinated in public. It would seem that Cooper had himself quite the evening, and yes, there was alcohol involved…evidently quite a lot of it.
The story gets better, though: Cooper is a father of three. Nothing like setting an example for the kiddos, eh? Before we go nominating him as a (not exactly) Father of the Year candidate, I should offer in his defense that Cooper rarely drinks (or so he says). He was also reportedly mortified by his behavior once he saw video proof of his escapades…thought evidently not so much that he couldn’t change the name on his Facebook page to Daniel “Hotcock” Cooper.
No matter how much Cooper might repent and clean up his act, in the age of YouTube his escapades will live on in infamy. Someday not so very long from now his children will be able to get a load of the example their father set for them. Y’all might want to hide your high-end luxury vehicles, knowhutimean??
I feel kinda sorry for the Land Rover, though. Having a drunk and horny Welshman rubbing against you seems as if it would be extremely traumatic.
