January 4, 2014 6:48 AM

Today's shining example of the wonder that is the Texas public edumication system

I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don’t need it but its paid for so O don’t have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady( preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week.

Wow. Just wow….

I get that sometimes when you live in a God-forsaken Hell-hole like Huntsville, TX (I’ve been there more than I care to remember. Trust me; I know of which I speak.), finding suitable companionship can be a challenge. Especially if you’re male…and clueless. When it comes to talkin’ to the wimminz, there’s offensive, and then’s there’s this guy- well meaning but as intellectually and morally challenged as the day is long. Granted, Huntsville isn’t the kind of place where women go to find high-quality potential mates. This is probably good, since a good portion of Huntsville’s male population is on Death Row at the Walls Unit of the Texas Department of Corrections. That said, you do have to admire the chutzpah of this shining example of Texas masculinity. At least he had the courage to make the offer…if not the native intelligence to recognize that he’d undoubtedly be roundly (and deservedly) ridiculed all over da Interwebs.

Credit where credit is due: At least he was smart enough not to put his name in the ad.

Really? A 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a week with my wife? Seeing as how I’m not yet married, I can get away with considering the offer, because I don’t have to bear the wrath of my beloved. Nor do I have any need (or desire) to go to Huntsville. For ANY reason.

At least I hope I don’t….

This being central Texas we’re talking about, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this sale is consummated. Then again, if you’re willing to send your wife off to be sexually exploited by a strange man for a week, you’re an idiot. The good news is that you’ll be getting an SUV out of the deal.

Don’t just LOVE Texas?

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