Nestlé is surprised and sorry to hear that Mr. Jacobs thought the picture on the Milkybar resembles male genitalia, it is in fact an image of a horse’s head, the Milkybar Kid’s horse. There was no intention to mislead or depict anything offensive on our product and we apologize for any confusion or embarrassment this may have caused.
Some folks see Jesus in window frost, toast, a bowl of cereal…but I’ve got something that makes all that look like amateur hour. London barrister Robin Jacobs ate a Nestlé White Chocolate bar…with a picture of a penis molded into the candy.
I’m sorry, but if you’re seeing genitalia on your candy it might just be time consider spending less of your day on Pornhub and more of it interacting with actual people…preferably of the opposite sex- or at least those favorably inclined toward some extracurricular activities.
(I once had a friend who said it had been so long since he’d had sex that he became sexually satisfied by easing slowly into a parking space…but I that’s another story for another time.)
After closely examining the photo of the candy bar- because, like Jacobs- I have WAY too much time on my hands- I’m beginning to see how he might be able to think the image is a penis…IF the image is modeled after the midsection of a satyr. Perhaps if he spent less time being reminded of his “shortcomings” by his choice of candy and more time making use of what he has, this odd obsession would fade to black.
“What on earth is a penis doing on a kids’ chocolate bar?” he asked, per Metro. “There’s no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious — we can all see it.”
We can all see it? There are a lot of things that look like a penis- fire hydrants, tall buildings, Karl Rove- but all that means is that we as a society are WAY too fixated with male genitalia…or that we REALLY need to get laid. I’ll leave it to the reader to determine what category they fit into. ;-)
Perhaps a better question for Jacobs might be why he was so hungrily consuming a candy bar with an image of a penis molded into it? He might want to give some thought to what that says about him and his…proclivities. Perhaps the candy bar was merely a safe substitute for what he was truly desirous of? Just a thought.
Besides, if that really was an image of a penis on his candy bar, Jacobs might have been better served to have gone where anyone with a divinely-inspired (or at least out of the ordinary) image would immediately go- eBay. I suspect there are lot of penis-obsessed types who would pay good money for bad chocolate stamped with an image vaguely resembling a phallus.
Pro tip: Next time, at least find some good chocolate.
