“I’m saying the border is wide open,” [Midland County, Texas Sheriff Gary Painter] replied. “We have found copies, or people along the border, have found Muslim clothing, they have found Quran books that are laying on the side of the trail. So we know that there are Muslims that have come across, have been smuggled in the United States.”…. “If they show their ugly head in our area, we’ll send them to hell,” Painter said. “I think the United States needs to get busy and they need to bomb them. They need to take them out. I would like for them to hit them so hard and so often that every time they hear a propeller on a plane or a jet aircraft engine that they urinate down both legs.”
It would be difficult to truly do justice to the brain-dead Texas sheriff and the fear-mongering pretty blonde Fox & Friends talking head only too willing to indulge his paranoid ramblings. The stupid…it is strong here.
Yes, America; while we’re fixated on NFL football, ISIS is preparing to attack the Fatherland by streaming hordes of murderous, America-hating, baby Jesus-killing Islamofascists across our Southern border. We know this because of good, God-fearing American patriots like Sheriff Painter, who’s alerting us to the Muslimy-type things they’ve found in the desert. That this evidence was clearly left behind by terrorists bent on destroying us and our freedom-loving way of life should scare all patriotic Americans into voting Republican this fall. ‘Cept that I seriously doubt trained and serious Islamofascist zealots would be leaving their Qurans in the desert. They revere the Quran more than life itself; it seems unlikely they’d leave their holy book to rot in the desert. Don’tcha think we should more reasonably be worried about terrorists who aren’t so sloppy and careless that they’d leave their Qurans for infidels to find and desecrate?
The purpose of Fox & Friends is what now? Propaganda? Fearmongering? A ritualized hatefest that simply chooses the next Big Menace out of a hat in order to send a loyal audience of malcontents and shut-ins into their daily paroxysm of impotent rage?
Fox & Friends is to hard news and rational discussion what Ted Bundy was to healthy male-female relationships. Outside of the fear-mongering, character assassination, lies, and propaganda, I’m not at all certain that they have anything of value to offer…except to the moral and intellectual midgets incapable of forming complete thoughts until Fox News tells them what to believe.
Texas Sheriff claims ‘Quran books’ found at Mexican border may mean ISIS infiltration http://t.co/3tUXqubbvG pic.twitter.com/0v3MpylrOF
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) September 16, 2014
ISIS: Coming soon to the food court in a mall near you. At least you can’t say that Sheriff Painter didn’t warn us about the dire and imminent threat posed by ISIS Islamofascists.
In the meantime, y’all should be grateful that committed, godly patriots like Sheriff Gary Painter are protecting our southern border…because I’m sure Midland County, Texas is Ground Zero when it comes to terrorist threat facing America today.
