December 14, 2014 7:46 AM

Because more guns means more ways to solve relationship problems, Texas style

A member of Open Carry Tarrant County and Open Carry Texas, is facing capital murder charges after two people were discovered shot dead in her home. Veronica Dunnachie, 35, was arrested by police as she drove herself to a nearby mental hospital following the shooting.

Listen to The Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis members of the Open Carry movement (so crazy even the NRA’s gun nuts hate them), and you might come away thinking that America would practically be a paradise on Earth. This would be true IF ONLY WE COULD OPENLY SLING OUR M-60 MACHINE GUNS OVER OUR SHOULDERS AND PROUDLY GO GROCERY SHOPPING.

Yeah, about that….

Despite their almost herculean efforts to convince us that they can handle their firepower (as RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS, unlike those pussy Liberal gun-grabbers), guns are still not a great way to resolve relationship problems. I suspect the reality of how undeniably true that is might be just dawning on Ms. Dunnachie.

It seems there are still some problems that firepower can’t solve. You might be able to openly carry an AR-15, but it’s not really the best tool for dispute resolution when you’re in the midst of a divorce.

Remember, only a good guy with a gun can stop a psycho ex-wife with a gun…or something like that.

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