January 12, 2015 5:34 AM

Better to be thought a fool than to drive this truck and remove any lingering doubt

Think about the last time you saw a bumper sticker that made you stop and go “Huh?” You may even have tried to squint to read it again, because part of you didn’t want to accept that a human being could be that stupid.

Yes, think about that for a moment…and then ponder the reality that there are folks out there so ignorant and addled by hatred and racism that they think turning their truck into a rolling cheap personal insult is perfectly reasonable and appropriate. I’d bet my lunch money that this truckload of hate is sporting Texas plates.

In America, one of the best way to gauge a person’s political leanings is to check their vehicle for bumper stickers. Here in Portland, you’ll see stickers for all manner of Liberal and left-leaning causes plastered on bumpers, windows, and tail gates. In Texas, it was the usual melange of “Liberal Hunting Permits” and other pro-Conservative, Liberals-are-pussies sentiments. It’s also easy to gauge for the contents of one’s bumper stickers just how STUPID a person is. Let’s face it; if you think turning your truck into a rolling “I HATE OBAMA!!” billboard is appropriate and a sign of reason…well, you’re not exactly MENSA material, knowhutimean??

As if referring to the President as a Muslim for the whole world to see isn’t bad, enough, the message in the back window is enough to make me think this genius is undoubtedly single…and deservedly so.

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