Because sometimes the silliness speaks for itself and I just don’t have what it takes to improve on perfection:
Ted Cruz Announces Presidential Campaign At Religious Right School Stacked With Anti-Gay Activists: Because there’s nothing like pretending that an audience forced to be present is indication of God smiling upon your candidacy.
Lewis Black: Not even taking LSD in my youth could prepare me for Ted Cruz: Black, who recognizes that Ted Cruz is this generation’s Joseph McCarthy, tries to have a rational discussion with a Conservative Christian. As might be expected, much hilarity ensues.
Peggy Noonan Impressed By Ted Cruz, Or Weakened By A Hangover, Hard To Tell: Because you’d have to be weakened with a hangover to be anything close to impressed with Cruz, who’s to tolerance and acceptance what Jeffrey Dahmer was to veganism.
Right-Wing Cardinal Compares Gay And Remarried Catholics To Murderers: This from a well fed- and celibate- White man whom we’re supposed to believe understands anything at all about relationships? That’s like depending on your grandmother to teach you how to throw a fastball.
Louie Gohmert Teases 2016 Run Then Quickly Pulls Out, Leaving Us Lonely And Unsatisfied: Because America can only take so much stupid…and besides, real men don’t pull out.
Australian comedian perfectly sums up why other countries think US gun laws are crazy: If you don’t believe me when I say that our gun laws are completely #@$%!& up, perhaps you’ll listen to someone who’s actually funny.
Rand Paul Suggests Gay Marriage Is The Result Of A ‘Moral Crisis’ In America: Uh, no…that would be modern Conservatism you’re thinking of, Senator- and you’re a big part of the problem.
Asking For ‘Obamacare Horror Stories’ Not Working Out That Well For Lying Assclown Cathy McMorris Rodgers: When you have nothing factual to offer, making $#!@ up is the only way to convince the American Sheeple that you’re a Very Serious Person ©.
The Insane Rumor About Why a Frat Was Suspended at Univ. of Houston: Say hello to the generation that will lead us into the future. Yes, America, we are totally gefickt.
Arizona Lawmaker Who Floated Mandatory Church Attendance Has A History Of Extremism: You mean to tell me that this isn’t her first trip on the Crazy Train?
