Someone once asked me about my fascination humanoids lacking in native intelligence doing things to demonstrate their lack of native intelligence. Perhaps it’s a character flaw. Perhaps I need to have something to allow me to feel intellectually superior to those who really should be checking their knuckles for scabs. Or perhaps it’s just that I really, truly am fascinated with the never-ending, ever-expanding breadth and depth of human stupidity. I never cease to be amazed by the truly brain-dead things people are capable of. Just when I begin to suspect we may well have hit the bottom of the barrel, I learn all over again that this barrel has no bottom.
Sure, I enjoy a good laugh at someone else’s expense as much as the next person. I especially love when karma and schadenfreude intersect. That combination can lead to some truly, deeply entertaining results. The beauty of my fascination, though, is that I rarely see the same things twice. When something does come back around it’s taken on a new form and the people involved clearly haven’t learned the lessons of history. So it is with this latest collection of the greatest hits of those with double-digit IQs. Enjoy the rich, creamy goodness….
Tenn. county to consider resolution begging God to spare them ‘His coming wrath’ over same-sex marriage: Perhaps they should be more worried about “Her coming wrath” over being such homophobic, self-superior jackasses and faux Christians.
Fox Anchor Blames Obama For GOP’s Unwillingness To Pass New Gun Laws: Because if he wasn’t just so damned African-American, we wouldn’t hate him so much.
New Jersey priest pulled gun on 8-year-old because he’s a Dallas Cowboy fan: Methinks perhaps someone was taking his fantasy football team a wee bit too seriously. ‘Course, if the kid was a Packers fan, I’d say the priest was justified and should have just pulled the trigger.
Pennsylvania Man Allegedly Fired For Farting Too Much At Work: He sounds as if he should be running for Congress as a Republican.
Fox News host: People in Australia ‘have no freedom’ because hate speech and guns are regulated: So life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness as a matter of course involves having the right to shoot those who insult you? Of course it does; Australians have NO idea how much freedumb they’re missing out on.
Conservative Florida mom vows to stop her children from learning about Islam and Arabic numerals: ‘Tis better to be thought to be dumber than a box of hair rather than to open your mouth and remove any lingering doubt…and this is some industrial-grade stupid, y’all….
Knife-wielding Minnesota man yells racial slurs and chases 13-year-old girl who mocked his neo-Nazi tattoos: Wait…since when are we allowed to define White people as terrorists??
Guess What This Guy Hasn’t Done Since 1952: Um…take a bath??
Franklin Graham: Obama supports same-sex marriage and abortion because he’s ‘guided by’ Islam: Franklin Graham is what happens when weapons-grade stoopid meets racism and homophobia…and justifies it by proclaiming his love for and devotion to Jesus Christ. That Graham wouldn’t recognize the Lord if He showed up with the cast of La Cage aux Folles almost goes without saying.
President Jeb Bush Addresses Grieving Nation: ‘Stuff Happens’: Hey, come on; it’s not like anyone I actually care about was murdered. How about y’all just stop whining and sniveling about the random expressions of freedom?
Donald Trump: America’s mass shooters are ‘geniuses in a certain way’: Sure, in the same way Ted Bundy was an expert on relationships and Jeffrey Dahmer was the official spokesperson for veganism.
China Is Genetically Engineering Mini Pigs To Sell As Pets: The next time you give someone the gift of a pet pig, be certain it comes with the “Made in America” label.
Reporter grills Ben Carson over ‘indentured servitude’ plan to make immigrants work without rights: Hey, if they wanted rights they shouldn’t have been born outside the US, knowhutimean?
Sharyl Attkisson Got A Show After Years Of Pushing Misinformation And Conspiracies: Because the truth may be out there, but it’s really only for losers and Liberals.
GOP bill would let parents sue schools if transgender students are ‘up to no good’ in bathrooms: So “peeing while transgender” is about to become a chargeable offense?Yep; it’s EXACTLY what Jesus would do.
Trump: Middle East Would Be Better Off With Saddam, Gaddafi: All we have to do is dig them up and figure out how to reanimate them.
Chris Christie: New Jersey’s low murder rates and tough gun laws are just a coincidence: Right. The fact that the Earth has gravity and my feet are firmly planted on the ground? Purely coincidental.
Please Train Your Replacement On Your Way Out! This Week In Corporate Layoffs: Remember, your only value to society is in your productive capacity. Don’t fall behind, Comrade- you, too, can be set adrift on an ice floe!!
Pope Francis says Church stance on marriage not up for review at synod: It may be an arcane, backward, dangerous, and decidedly un-Christian definition of marriage, but it’s OUR definition of marriage.
Chewbacca Toilet Paper Dispenser Roars Like A Wookiee: I LOVE America….
Texas radio host: ‘I’m a grumpy old guy and I get a say’ about whether women can have abortions: Because I just REALLY like getting all up in everyone’s bidness, even when it’s none of my business. I’m White, Male, and Christian- which means the world is my property; the rest of y’all are just paying rent.
