My stepson Adam, who is familiar with my frustration with Houston drivers, sent me this from the forums at Something Awful:
Baxter came out of the closet to say:
I want to drag the next chucklefuck who cuts me off in traffic out of his car and beat him until my broken knuckles can take no more damage.
Every day, I edge .01% closer this becoming a reality.
Indeed. I'm not a fan of stupid people to begin with, but I particularly resent them being behind the wheel of an automobile anywhere in my vicinity....
