This year in Maryland, there's a clear choice for Governor: Nobody.
So I'm thinking (always a dangerous proposition, to be sure)...why can't we do this in Texas? Governor Goodhair (Rick Perry), and his opponent, Evil And Venality Personified (Tony Sanchez) have spent a gazillion dollars on this year's Gubernatorial campaign, and for what? All that they've done is fatten the wallets of a few consultants and advertising agencies. Most of the money has gone towards trading insults. Jackasses....