Madeleine Kane is one of the funniest women in the Blogoshpere. Now she's trying her hand at songwriting. I think she might be on to something:
Suin' For The Win (To be sung to "Blowin' In The Wind" by Bob Dylan)
By Madeleine Begun KaneHow many ways can I run unopposed
And still claim that I'm being fair?
How many ways can I get every vote
And land me a Senator's chair?
How many claims can I bring to the courts
Before the election's declared?
The answer my friends is in my lawyers' hands,
The answer is in my lawyers' hands.How many ways can we hassle the Dems
Until Lautenberg says good-bye?
How many ways can we muddle my race
With false accusations and lies?
Why was my late ballot change okay
While Lautenberg's change must not fly?
The answer my friends is in some judges' hands,
The answer is in some judges' hands.
Go check out Mad Kane, where you'll also find "401(k) Ode (Owed)" and "Don't Think Twice, Let's Just Fight", among other soon-to-be hits. Give her a piano, and I think she'd give Mark Russell a run for his money!