(Thanks to The Fat Guy for this one...)
Only 38 (shopping?) days until National Ammo Day!! Let's just hope the malls are open extended hours to handle the crush....
Celebrate the Ammo BUYcott on November 19th: "Celebrate the Second Amendment by buying an extra 100 rounds of ammunition on November 19th. Great for hunting, self-defense, target practice and annoying the anti-gun lobbyists." And it will do WONDERS for our sagging domestic ammunition industry.
Rumor has it that Ted Nugent is currently in negotiations to become chief spokesman for a nationwide National Ammo Day campaign. Perhaps while he's at it, Nugent can demonstrate his elk-skinning technique.
Remember to celebrate our glorious Second Amendment:
"A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and arm Bears shall not be infringed."
National Ammo Day comes to us courtesy of that noted writer, ranconteur, grouch, and Curmudgeon Extraordinaire, Kim du Toit. Party on, Garth....