Inspired by 007: Army's New ‘smarTruck’ Equipped With Laser Gun and More
It's eight feet wide, 22 feet long, weighs 11,000 pounds, and comes with pepper spray, a fogger, a laser gun, and a 360-degree camera to track movement- ALL as standard equipment (Makes you wonder what the options are, eh??). The SmarTruck looks like a Ford Excursion on steroids- AND I WANT ONE..... Damn, it would look fine sitting in my driveway.
Just imagine the damage I could do in rush hour traffic. Behind the blackened, bullet-proof glass I could literally obliterate any obstacle stupid enough to actually get in my way. Traffic? What traffic??
Of course, it probably gets about 2 gallons per mile, but do you really think I'm all that concerned about mileage? And I'm certainly not going to be thinking about what Jesus would drive. If he sees me coming up the freeway in his rear-view mirror, he'd be well-advised to get the hell out of my way.
So, honey, if I'm a very good boy...any chance I'd find this under the tree on Christmas morning?? Hmm???
