November 3, 2002 6:01 AM

This is why I love America

A 29-year-old Taiwanese national has performed about 50 castrations on his kitchen table in Oak Park, Michigan, but his latest one, in which he removed the testicles of a 48-year-old Birmingham man, went awry when he was unable to stop the bleeding. Fortunately the man is recovering after several hours of emergency surgery. Police are uncertain as to whether the Taiwanese man committed any crime, although he was turned over to immigration authorities on a visa violation, and they grudgingly admitted that it takes balls.

- Joe Bob Briggs

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