June 27, 2003 5:17 AM

RCMP: Dedicated to keeping Canada skank-free

Heidi Fleiss, the ex-con Hollywood madam, gets turned back at the border every time she tries to go to Canada. On May 18 she landed at the Vancouver airport to film an infomercial for a "sexual enhancement cream," but was denied admission to the country. Then on June 11 she headed for Toronto to sign her new book, "Pandering," and appear on a celebrity talk show, but once again immigration authorities told her she was not welcome in Mooseland. What's really interesting about this is that prostitution is legal in Canada; their only problem with Heidi, according to an official who wished to remain anonymous, is that "she's just groady."

- Joe Bob Briggs

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