On this Thanksgiving Day, I thought I'd try to find something that might help you make today a day to remember. Just a little public service from someone with WAY too much time on his hands....
First, let's says you're a vegetarian...no, you're a vegan, so nothing related to or produced by a living, breathing organism will pass your lips. What's a person to do on a day such as this?? Never fear, Prudence, because Turtle Island Foods has come to your rescue. Say hello to Tofurky: "America's Leading Turkey Alternative Since 1995".
A Delicious Vegetarian Feast and Gravy!
Good News For Vegetarians & Turkeys . . .Whether you are seeking to offer a meatless option for a portion of your dinner guests or are planning a complete vegetarian feast, Tofurky will satisfy and amaze all who try it.
"Finally, vegetarians have a bona fide holiday centerpiece that is all their own. They don’t have to settle for second best anymore"
Yum!!!
OK, so you've got that part of the equation knocked out. What, pray tell, are you going to wash your politically-correct feast down with? Well, how about Turkey gravy-flavored soda? Well, it is only turkey flavored, after all....
And, for dessert, you could always try some Snapple Pie. Grab some rum and some ice, and before you know it, you'll have forgotten that you have to go back to work tomorrow.
Try not to overdose on the football or Aunt Ethel's rhubarb-and-Jamaican-ganja pie. At least try to save some room for the jello shots, OK??
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!! Thanks for being a part of this. Without y'all, would I be making a sound? Nah.
Party hearty- and prudently. May this find all y'all safe, happy, and stuffed to the gills!
Cheers....
