Hey, guess what, kids?? Our Sainted President has an agenda!! Who knew?
Man, I had NO idea that Our Sainted President had such a clear grasp on the issues facing our country today. And here I'd thought he was simply a power-hungry prevaricator interested in little more than fund-raising for his "re-election" campaign (or, more accurately, his "re-thievery" campaign).
Reading through what passes for an "agenda", I can't help but wonder if whoever wrote this didn't graduate from the Josef Goebbels School of Political Fantasy? The only thing missing is the "Shining City on the Hill" shtick...but then, that's already been done