I suppose that you could file this under "Something Else That The Bush Administration Is Concealing From Americans??":
The stunning pictures of the rocky, desolate Mars landscape, beamed down to us by a robotic explorer, are nothing compared to what the mission really found: The remains of space aliens who could be our ancestors!
Mars Rover photos obtained by Weekly World News show two skulls resting on the Martian surface, with the bulbous brain cavity and deep-set eye sockets of the Gray species of alien.
The flabbergasting photos are being viewed as proof not only of life on Mars, but of our own roots in that life, says a top White House official who's one of the few to have seen NASA's top secret report on the images.
The skulls are about a quarter-mile away from an even more amazing discovery: A crashed space capsule, within which rests the time-bleached skeleton of another apparent E.T. The skulls exhibit deep cracks, possibly evidence of fatal head injuries sustained in a crash-landing of the spacecraft.
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Come on now, y'all.... If this were REALLY true, wouldn't it have been on the Fox News Channel by now??
