Pop Star Plans for Lifetime of Debauchery
Nude Pictures of Britney Spears...Would Certainly Draw A Lot Of Traffic!!
If I were a better person, I wouldn't stoop to such low methods...attempting to lure readers with empty promises of cheap, tawdry naked pictures of a cheap, tawdry middling talent. Of course, if I am ever to rise out of my current obscurity, I'm going to have to do something to set myself apart, eh?
If I were someone looking for naked pictures of hot, young, female pop artists (like Britney Spears), and I came to this (or any) website believing that there was a small chance that possibly, just maybe, there could be, captured in easy-to-copy digital format, an image of my favourite female celebrity, I would be more than just a little disappointed to find that I was deceived. Those bastards!...
But you must agree, that for just a brief moment, when you saw the link that held a promise of naked star, there was an anticipation felt that may only be described as frenetic. You could not click the hyperlink fast enough! And the time it took for the page to load was an eternity, the bandwidth congesting on you like a phlegm-filled lung.
You may have felt cheated when you glanced at the image on this page, and realized that there would be no nudity, no carnality, and no naughty parts . But, after the initial anger and disappointment, you looked again, and found some solace in the large expanse of bosom that was offered in the naturally seductive yet still demure pose of this mega-star.
Hey, come on now...you don't actually think people come to TPRS for naked pictures of ME, do you?? No, the idea is to attract people, not repulse them. Hey, before you know it, I'll be bigger than Glenn freakin' Reynolds!! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Besides, this is still supposed to be a family show....
