There is nothing wrong with wanting to look good. Few of us manage to age as gracefully as we'd like. Some of us accept that time will have it's way and roll with it, and some of us fight tooth and nail against the calendar.
Of course, few of us have taken our battle against time the distance that Demi Moore has. No one in their right mind would ever think that she looks bad. Let's face it, few men worthy of their gender would kick her out of the sack. Apparently, Moore, isn't quite so sanguine about her assets.
Moore reportedly spent $330,000 on various flavors of plastic surgery, and trained & dieted her way into shape for her role in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Being 41 means having to work just a little bit harder I suppose. Still, of all the things to worry about, does obsessing over saggy knees seem anything but over the top?
Of course, to prove yourself worthy of the supreme "honor" that is the DUMB@$$ AWARD, it helps to be self-absorbed, obsessive, and willing to waste obscene amounts of money on the pointless and frivolous. Just think of all the good that Moore could have done with her $330,000. Of course, it is her money, and she is free to fritter it away as she chooses. This is why she is our latest DUMB@$$. Yes, Demi Moore, may be beautiful, and she may be successful (not to mention fabulously wealthy), but she certainly seems to have what it takes to be a DUMB@$$.
However Moore's friends say the A-list star's knee woes are needless.
"Worrying about her knees, of all things, is just silly. She's lucky that's the only part of her left to sag!".
It seems the actress could be trying to beat the ageing game in a bid not to lose her 26-year-old actor boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher....
The pair caused a showbiz sensation when their romance became public. Moore was admired and envied by 40-year-old women around the world for capturing the heart of an energetic beau 15 years her junior.
Moore, though, is said to be "sensitive" about her age despite reports Kutcher is completely smitten by his hard-bodied lover - with or without her baggy knees.
Let's run through the checklist here, shall we?
Shallow?
Check.
Self-centered?
Check.
Self-absorbed?
Check.
Oblivious to the realities most people deal with on a daily basis?
Check.
Yep, it's official; Demi Moore is clearly DUMB@$$ AWARD-worthy. Of course, given the way she spends money on plastic surgery, she probably won't even notice that her AWARD doesn't come with an honorarium.
