Thanks to my brother Michael (who, despite being a committed Conservative, is a helluva guy) for passing this one along. We LOVE Canada, don't we??
Mark your calendars for next Saturday.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern time all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all Canadian women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless Canada.