I know; you think it’s easy being me. Sure, you think…all I do is sit here in my underwear spewing forth with unassailable brilliance on matters from the political to the prosaic. Let me tell you, though, it ain’t nearly as simple as y’all might think. Sometimes though, I have to blow off some steam. I’m pretty easygoing (just ask She Who Endures My Myriad Eccentricities), but I have my limits, just like anyone else.
Consider yourself warned, then. Time for me to take another mental dump…proceed at your own peril.
Mean people suck. Stupid mean people suck more. Stupid, mean, self-absorbed, arrogant, abusive, self-centered people who can’t recognize that they are all of these things suck worst of all.
If I hear George W. Bush say one more time that John Kerry has said that our world would be safer with Saddam Hussein still in power, I’m going to throw up. Kerry has never said that, Bush knows it, and yet he keeps repeating the lie. Why? Because Bush has convinced himself that it is true, so he feels perfectly justified in spreading this lie. Why does he continue? Because it works. Most Americans, for reasons I cannot begin to understand, swallow this crap unquestioningly. Most Americans are fools.
Josef Goebbels was right. Repeat a lie often enough and with enough conviction and it eventually becomes the truth.
We should all be thanking whatever Deity we answer to that we are not Haitian.
Yeah, how much do think I miss Miami now??
If there is a God, Minnesota’s John Santana will win the AL Cy Young Award this year.
“Better to fight terrorism in Iraq than here in the US” is not a political philosophy. It’s a cop-out and a ignorant validation of George W. Bush’s lies and miserable policy failure in Iraq.
John Kerry and George W. Bush. These are the best options we can come up with? If you look in the dictionary under “Empty Suit”, you’ll find a picture of both these non-entities.
Is it just me, or is Mean Girls merely a marketing vehicle for Lindsay Lohan’s breasts? Is young, slutty, and barely legal now the latest trend? Or did I not get the memo?
Bud Selig is Satan.
Tom DeLay may be not BE Satan, but let’s just say that he first in line in the order of succession.
Dan Rather thinks he’s Satan, but the proof he had apparently couldn’t be authenticated by an impartial expert on Evil.
Klingons are people, too…they just can’t vote.
Jon Stewart for President. Why the hell not? At least there would be someone in the White House with a sense of humor and a grip on reality.
If you live in San Diego and just retired after working for the city, you might want to check the balance of your pension account- NOW.
If George W. Bush had devoted half as much resources to hunting Osama bin Laden as he did to capturing Saddam Hussein, would we still be wondering where he is? And when is the last time you even heard Bush talk about bin Laden- or even mention his name?
Can we PLEASE lock Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow in a hot, airless room and refuse to let them out until the end this damn NHL lockout?
This week’s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us…from an ad on ABC: “Wifeswap raises the bar in reality television….” Sorry, y’all, but the bar has been set so low you’d need a map, a metal detector, and a shovel to find it.
Vote Bush, or the terrorists will win!
