It would also be a sin, and against procreation, if any member of Congress or White House staffer engaged in sodomy of any kind (that includes heterosexual oral sex). Not only are such sex acts sinful, but they don’t promote procreation, the disgust for such sexual acts is part of the basis for the “marriage protection” movement. So, I really think we need to start asking our Senators and Congressmen, and the White House staff and Cabinet, if they’ve ever had oral or anal sex, whether they’re currently having oral or anal sex, and whether they inted to ever have oral or anal sex (whether inside or outside of marriage). And if you think I’m joking, just wait until Monday. Congress is going to be some very interesting phone calls, and we’re going to keep a list of their answers.
June 3, 2006 6:30 AM
