Fruitcake Polling Higher Than Bush
The latest CBS News Poll has documented that Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader’s © popularity is down to 28%, which puts him in the same league as sexual predators and choking to death on your own vomit.
In an effort to provide some perspective on how miserably inept this sorry excuse for a President (How in the HELL did he get re-elected??) has performed in the eyes of Americans, here’s a not exactly authoritative list of some things that poll higher than Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © :
THINGS WITH AN APPROVAL RATING HIGHER THAN GEORGE W. BUSH
• Brussels Sprouts (51%)
• Coke Zero (41%)
• Hillary Duff (52%)
• Jennifer Love Hewitt (36%)
• Fruit Cake (40%)
• Kevin Federline (45%)
‚Äö√Ѭ¢ Rosie O’Donnell on The View (46%)
• Crocheting (72%)
• Fishing (49%)
• Legalizing Prostitution (58%)
• The Dentist (45%)
• Hanson (53%)
• In-Laws (68%)
‚Äö√Ѭ¢ The Name “Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt” (29%)
• The Pussy Cat Dolls (56%)
• Ryan Seacrest (60%)
• The Barenaked Ladies (73%)
‚Äö√Ѭ¢ The “Dude, You’re getting a Dell!” Guy (42%)
• The Backstreet Boys (66%)
• Nickelback (57%)
• Hootie & The Blowfish (84%)
• Stepping in Dog Shit (35%)
• Small Breasts (50%)
• Getting Kicked in the Balls (41%)