(cross-posted to The Agonist)
Senator Speaks on Behalf of Immigration Reform, Dances With Gene Kelly
After speaking on behalf of the bill, Senator Reid presented Menendez with a small, delicious pellet. Upon the bill’s defeat, though, both received a mild electric shock.
Damn…so it would seem that someone beat me to the “Of Mice and Menendez” bit. $#!&…and I have some GREAT material to work with, too.
I realize that the Democratic Congress hasn’t exactly been recognized as the arbiter of moral courage since taking over in January, but this is the sort of crap I’d expect from Fox News Channel, not the stinking cesspool of Right-wing pseudo-journalism newspaper of record that is the Washington Post. Either that, or those hormone treatments have being doing wonders for Sen. Menendez, eh?
Hey, if that stuff works this well on Bob Menendez, I can hardly wait to see what it might do for Kay Bailey Hutchison. ‘Course, the downside of this kind of hormone treatment is that if the illegal aliens discover it, they’ll be scurrying across the border like…well, like rats…and that’s about as far as I care to take that analogy. Nonetheless, you can probably imagine the impact this might have on the immigration debate, no? After all, how could we possibly separate the legal rodents from the illegal ones?
