December 30, 2007

Yeah, but in Heaven the ducks shoot back

I’m pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can’t wait!

  • Mike Huckabee

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Well, I would guess this statement by Huckabee was an attempt at humor but in case someone might wonder the Bible says of Heaven:

"[God] will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away." (Revelation 21:4)

By the way, Mr. Huckabee was correct re. Mitt Romney's Mormon Beliefs however: Mormon Church: Mike Huckabee Not Alone In Ignorance

Not along in ignorance. I can certainly go along with that.

Mormons believe the angel Moroni led the way a lost Gospel, found 1n 1827 by known con man Joseph Smith, buried in the hills of New York State (supposedly the homeland of the ancient Nephites and Jaredites). The gospel was written in a language previously unseen by man. Smith translated this language, with the aid of "seer stones", from behind a curtain to his wife. Amazingly, the words he uttered sound remarkably like other "holy texts".

The book reveals all sorts of new ideas about Christ, such as that he visited North America and that he will return and reign from Jackson County, Missouri. I could go on with more divine revelation, but my head hurts as it is.

Not alone in ignorance. Indeed.

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