Whenever a longtime celebrity couple breaks up, it causes us to call into question everything we believe about relationships. When Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie broke up, we felt hurt, and confused. It was the same with Sean and Robin Wright Penn. And then today, we read that Norah Jones and her longtime boyfriend and collaborator, Lee Alexander, split up. If they can’t work it out, we said to ourselves, then what hope is there for the rest of us? In this sort of climate, we wondered what celebrity couple would be next. Please God, we thought, please don’t take Jon Bon Jovi and his high-school sweetheart, Dorothea. But it was even worse. Today, “Page Six” reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein.
So someone actually found Ann Coulter attractive…if only for a relatively short period of time. And the guy was a Democrat? Ach du lieber!! Das ist nicht richtig!! Can their be anything more disturbing than the idea of Fraulein Gasraum © breeding? It’s bad enough that the idea of her having sex with a Democrat makes me want to stick my head in a bucket of bleach. Or could it be that her shtick is just an act designed to garner publicity, sell books, and get her well-paying speaking engagements? Craven, distasteful…and yet thoroughly in character, no?
What really kills me, though, is Stein’s explanation for the break-up:
Why couldn’t they work it out? “We split because of irreconcilable differences,” Stein told the Post. But really ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ shouldn’t he have known that going in? Who doesn’t have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?
Indeed. And you’d think a wealthy, successful Democrat like Stein could find himself a woman with a soul….
Far be it from me to engage in a bit of Schadenfreude, but…ah, who am I kidding? It couldn’t have happened to nicer sorry excuse for a human being, no?
