FOR SALE: Used migraine headache. Original owner. Low miles, like-new condition. This baby is built to last, and will provide you with outstanding, worry-free performance for the long haul...because, just when you think it's gone, it will come back to you like a lost puppy. Owner looking to find a good home for this one, because he's already gotten more than he could have ever expected out of it.
Call now; operators are standing by. This baby's priced to move (free!), and it won't last long, so act now. Don't let this opportunity to be the proud owner of a well-used migraine pass you by! An opportunity like this may not come your way again! Financing is available. All major credit cards accepted. Payment may also be made in the form of livestock, Albanian leks, or lithe young virgins.
