It's called a fantasy for a reason, y'all....

Erin Andrews: yes, I suppose you probably could stalk her. No, you can't have her. Not now. Not ever. Get over it, Sparky...and, for Chrissake, stop asking, willya? I might just have been willing to stalk her myself (if I possessed the time, the inclination, or effective legal representation), but I've been a little busy lately, and then there are the two magic words: "restraining order"....