Czech castrations must stop, European rights group demands: Ah, so that's where my first wife ended up. She always did have a thing for sharp instruments....
Discovered: Ancient Snake Longer Than A City Bus, Weighing Over 2,500 Pounds: And it probably had it's own Right-wing talk radio show.
Joe The Plumber: 'I Don't Know If The American Public Deserves Me': Ohferchrissakes...just (&^%$#@ go away already....
Iraqi woman orders the rapes of 80 women to make them into suicide bombers: If this troll has even the barest passing familiarity with the tenets of Islam (or possesses even the barest shred of humanity), then I'm the Queen of England.
Former Chief of Staff to Obama: Put Your Jacket On: America to Andy Card: STFU.
Bill Gates playfully frees swarm of mosquitoes: Yeah, but what really got their attention were the rats and the anthrax spores.
Ashley Judd Slams Sarah Palin For Promoting Aerial Killing Of Wolves: Oh, so THAT'S why they call her "Caribou Barbie"....
Maple Syrup Smell: NY Officials Reveal Source: No, it apparently wasn't a terrorist attack on the Times Square IHOP.
Wall Street Insiders Whine Over Obama Executive Pay Limits: '$500,000 Is Not A Lot Of Money': Dude...if you can't make it on $500k/year, step aside. I'll give it a shot.
Video: The reality about 'clean' coal: Clean coal? Isn't that like democracy in North Korea? Or Republican leadership??
Bin Laden hits the bottle. A TASMANIAN winery has launched a new range of wines with labels featuring terrorist leader Osama bin Laden: What better way to break into the American wine market??
Ted Haggard Had a Sex Toy Molded After Himself, Used It: Oh, Sweet Mother of all That is Good and Pure...why, exactly, did I need to know this??