Ann Coulter under investigation for voter fraud: God, if she in fact even exists, is good, no?? My work here is done....
Limbaugh Claims Unofficial Leadership Of "Politically Wounded" GOP: You've got to know that you're completely (&^%$# when....
Right-Wing Senators Praised 'Humane' Conditions At Gitmo During 50-Detainee 'Mass Hunger Strike': Hey, it's not like they were stacked in naked pyramids or anything....
Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook: Yeah, adults manage to ruin everything, don't we?? ;-)
Probe to follow naked Swedish police party: Is that your service revolver? Or are you just glad to see me??
16 illegals sue Arizona rancher. Claim violation of rights as they crossed his land: Ah-one. Ah-two. Ah-three.... It's no fun being an illegal alien. Somewhere, Phil Collins is thinking "ROYALTIES!!!"
Pastor Finds Lessons in Super Bowl Commercials: Yea, though I Walt Disney through the Volvo of the Snapple of death, I will fear no Doritos, for Audi art with me; thy Bud and thy GoDaddy, they comfort me. Man...I wish I'd been able to come up with that....
Stiff response to sex toy mystery as dildos appear on rural road: Yes, a hard man is still good to find....
RNC chair: Stimulus jobs aren't real: Yeah, right; ignorance, sloth, and endless kibbitizing: THAT'S real.
Texas evangelicals funded bid to kill Palin probe: What Would Jesus Do? That's right; he'd bury the truth.
Taliban execute engineer on video: The latest release in the Video Professor series....
Nissan to slash 20,000 jobs and sees annual loss: Will the last person with a job in America please remember to turn out the lights when you leave?
