Why Catholic Indulgences Are Making a Comeback: Uh...because the Church is as corrupt and venal as the day is long and would do anything to make a buck?? Yep, that would pretty much be it.
Looking for a prostitute? Bill would allow police to seize your car: So, if you're lost in downtown Seattle, and you roll down your window to ask directions from that heavily made-up in a pink leather skirt and stiletto heels? Yep, you'd best be prepared to walk home, Cowboy.
Dancing On The Titanic: Yves Saint Laurent Auction's Record Prices: Recession? What recession??
Arnold Considered Changing Parties: Well, he's no Ronald Reagan, after all.
Republican Gov. Huntsman says GOP leaders opposing recovery are engaging in 'gratuitous political griping.': Finally, a GOP politician willing to demonstrate that "Republican integrity" isn't an oxymoron.
North Korea Prepares Satellite: Yeah, so we can't feed our people; why should that stop us from scaring the $#!& out of the rest of the world? Sometimes, bat-$#!& crazy can be it's own reward, knowhutimean??
Santelli Claims The White House Is Threatening Him: 'My Kids Are Nervous To Go To School': Methinks perhaps the dickweek protesteth a wee bit too much? Verily, the best way to deal with Rick Santelli is to simply ignore him.
British 'cocaine smuggler' thought he was carrying diamonds: You!! Out of the gene pool!! NOW!!!
'Natural' weight-loss supplements may be a health hazard: Man, with friends like this, who needs enemas??
Wondering About Wine? Wonder No More: From nearly 11 years of Tastings, here are readers' 11 most-asked questions -- and the answers: Uh, what goes best with Boones Farm Strawberry??
4 common marriage problems -- and solutions: Strangely, "not getting married" wasn't one of the solutions offered.
South Korean woman fails driver's test 775 times: You know, if you couldn't pass it the first 774 times, it might just be time to buy that mountain bike you've had your eye on.