As a public service to those of my male readers who might harbor hope (however slim) of ever getting laid again, may I offer these three words: Star Trek Cologne. Yes, if you've ever dreamed of smelling like Captain James T. Kirk (and what good, God-fearing Trekkie male HASN'T?), here's your opportunity. Carpe Diem, eh?? Indeed....
Of course, if any of y'all EVER hoped to get laid again in your lifetime, you might just want to steer clear of this. Just a suggestion, of course, because I haven't sampled the cologne as yet, but here's a question you might want to ponder: Does anyone EVER get laid at Star Trek conventions?? Just sayin'.... ;-)
Then again, I wonder if William Shatner EVER thought he'd still have the opportunity to lay some serious pipe based on what he did for three seasons in the '60s?? Damn, but I LOVE America.... ;-)
