California Unemployment Hits 10.5 Percent In February: OK...I think we just discovered George W. Bush's legacy.
PHOTOS: Lingerie Football Tryouts: Hmm...scantily-clad women playing football. And the down side would be...?
Palin's Legal Debts Pile Up: Eh, karma can be a real b---h, no? Cry me a freakin' river....
Anti-gay church plans protest of Richardson funeral: So God hates Natasha Richardson? Well, if not for the sage counsel of Fred Phelps, I might have missed this important truth. Remember, our God is a mean, vindictive SOB...so watch your back.
Suze Orman To Bush: "You Owe The American People Every Penny Of Your Fortune And Your Family's Fortune": Every penny AND several years behind bars in a federal penitentiary.
Anglican leader calls gay marriage "a holocaust," says the "crime" should be punishable by five years in prison: 'Cuz Jesus hates TEH GAYZ...says so right there in the Bible, don'tchaknow?
Romania Considering Decriminalizing Consensual Incest: Uh...WHAT??? Man, seldom am I rendered hors de combat when it comes to weighing in on an issue. This simply defies ANY imaginable rational explanation.
Fox News's Brit Hume Warns That Because Of Blogs, Future News Will Be 'More Partisan': Memo to self: send Brit Hume a bill for repairing my MacBook due to the coffee I spewed over my monitor and keyboard after listening to his barely lucid bulls--t. Jeebus, what a flaming dickweed....
Rhode Island Strip Club To Host Job Fair: No, I'm NOT moving to Rhode Island...but thanks for asking.
Iraq, the tourist destination: We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...well, that and the occasional IED.
Dickipedia: Jim Cramer: Yeah, the guy's a corrupt corporate shill and a total @$$wipe. Don't tell me you're surprised??
GOP Sen. Snowe To Dems: Grow A Pair: Finally, something coming out of the mouth of a Republican that I can get behind.