Colbert Takes On Hannity's "Liberty Tree": Uh...apples don't grown on elm trees...do they??
Report: Sacha Cohen's Bruno Suffers Manscape Waxing Mishap: No, I really DON'T want to go there. Do you??
Archbishop: Obama Advancing Anti-Life Agenda: Rumor has it that drinking the blood of Catholic children keeps him from aging.
White House aide Louis Caldera loses job over Manhattan flyover fiasco involving Air Force One: Accountability in government. What a concept. Nice change, eh??
Obama Mustard Attack Becomes Full-Blown Right-Wing Talking Point: THIS is the best talking point the Right-wing hate machine is able to come up with?
Hasselbeck Disowns "Ignoramus" Joe The Plumber Over "Queers" Comment: One doofus disowning another. Man, talk about having a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent....
Republican Senators Simply Do Not Want The Terrorists Sleeping In Their Mansions: NIMBY....
Palin Pulls Out Of White House Correspondents Dinner: Hmm...I thought only men pulled out early??
What Is This 'Empathy' Word, And Why Does It Make Barack Obama Hitler?: Because it seems that being anything but a self-absorbed prick makes one an America-hating bleeding-heart Librul.
'Star Trek' Movie Sparks Massive Nerd War On Political Internet: It's not as if these guys have dates, anyway....
