May 29, 2009 4:46 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

Rapper T.I. gives farewell concert before going to prison: The guy's going to prison. So why is he being treated like some sort of departing hero? Welcome to the death of shame.

Prisoner sues county over forced religion: The separation of Church and State...still a good idea.

Nev. Gov. rejects offer to greet Obama at airport: Just when you thought that Republicans couldn't POSSIBLY become any more small-minded, silly, or petty, they once again exceed expectations.

Bizarre Foods host tries javelina, fried Coke in Texas: If you can kill it, you can grill it. If you can see it, taste it, or feel it, you can fry it.

Please, Won't Somebody Think of the Dreadfully Underrepresented White Man?: What? You think it's easy being a member of the oppressing class??

So...all this stuff is paid for with magic beans??

Homophobes in Maine claim gay marriage will cause straight people to commit adultery: Yeah, 'cuz everyone knows that gays will schtupp anything not nailed down...and that just sets a bad example for EVERYONE, no?

Liberty University Democrats: Why They Were Silenced, And What It Means: I think it probably had something to do with Liberals being Godless, America-hating, child-molesting perverts.

Hatch brushes aside his 1998 vote for Sotomayor: 'Now we're talking about the most important court on Earth.': That was then. This is now. Remember, if a Democrat does it, it's craven, partisan obstructionism. When a Republican does it, it's principled leadership.

Canada's governor general eats seal heart: Hey, come on, now; it's not as if she sacrificed a virgin and took a bite out of her still-beating heart....

Rove likens Sotomayor to 'sort of a schoolmarm.': Yeah, and I'd liken Karl Rove to 'sort of a dick.'

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