....Most Americans want comprehensive health care reform. Truthfully, this likely means some sort of single-payer system. A great idea, to be certain, but are we ready, willing, and able to admit that health care reform will almost certainly means higher taxes? Of course not, silly; we're Americans. We'll demand something as a right and expect it to be paid for with magic beans.
....Heather Graham would like all of us to know that tantric sex works for her...which is probably more than we really needed to know, don'tchathink??
....Nine out of ten constitutional scholars and elections law experts agree: Norm Coleman doesn't have a (&^%$#@ prayer. Say goodbye, Norm....
....The Obamas enjoy a "date night" in Paris. Cue the GOP's righteous outrage at the Obama's insensitivity and chutzpah in 4...3...2....
....Better to be thought a fool than to be Sarah Palin and remove all doubt.
....If you use birth control, you're nothing but a filthy, garden-variety murderer, a baby-killer of the first order. Man I have GOT to stop spending so much time on Operation Rescue's website....
....In today's visit from Captain Obvious, we learn that recent studies have demonstrated that Conservatives are more easily disgusted than Liberals. Gee, whodathunkit?? Tolerance...y'all really ought to give it a try sometime.
....The beautiful thing about being Sean (&^%$#@ Hannity is that you can selectively edit video clips to slander whomever you feel deserves it. Want to make President Obama sound as if he support those who sympathize with the terrorists responsible for 9.11? Hey, the truth is out there. Somewhere. Just not on Fox Noise Channel.
....Hey, guess what, y'all? We're from the government, and we're here to...oh, never mind. Just drop trou, bend over, and grab your ankles, 'kay? We brought the AstroGlide....
....OMG!! What if God texted the Ten Commandments to Moses? DUDE!! Srsly...WTF??? L8r ;-)
