Pioneer Arts Center of Easthampton founder David Oppenheim charged with 5 counts of statutory rape. Uh, sorry, but having sex with a 15-year-old girl on multiple occasions can’t be passed off as an “acting technique”…not even if you were teaching her how to fake an orgasm.
Ari Fleischer: Fire Helen Thomas. Jack Cluth: Muzzle Ari Fleischer. Where was Fleischer when fellow Conservatives launched into their own ignorant racist diatribes? Hypocrisy really is the one truly reliable Republican value.
AUSTIN GAY PRIDE VS. QUEERBOMB. You have to know that we’ve exited the domain of the ridiculous and entered the realm of the sublime when a Gay Pride festival is being protested by…wait for it…a gay organization. No, kids…you really can’t make this stuff up.
BP Forced Clean-Up Workers To Sign Contract Forbidding Them From Talking With Media. Because you can’t control the narrative when workers insist on telling the truth.
Pa. eatery stirs interest in nations in conflict. Our business is based on nations being at war…and business is GOOD.
McDonald’s Recalls Shrek Drinking Glasses, And Not Just Because Latest Movie Sucks. Apparently, the paint used on the glasses will shrink your children’s testicles and grow hair on their palms. Other than that, there’s no problem.
Texas lobbyists buy guns for easy access into the state capitol building. Only in Texas could something this mind-numbingly stupid happen. Welcome to the closest thing to a Third World country this nation has to offer.
KFC China Apologizes For Botched Coupon Promotion. Memo to any company hoping to do business in China: you do NOT want to piss off 1.3 BILLION potential customers. You’ve been warned….
Tree lover’s idea for vanity plate offensive?. Maybe someone has PINUS envy??
Police kept busy at Dave Matthews Band concert. No, I don’t care how bad the lines were. You still can’t take a piss in a mop bucket while you’re waiting for a urinal.
