The Electronic Repair Company in East Lake is getting a lot of traffic these days all because of a sign outside the business…. “I put jokes up there,” owner Chuck Biddinger said. Biddinger says the sign, which reads “BBQ pork restaurant is safest…no Muslims inside,” is harmless…. “Muslims do not eat pork,” he said. “It’s a known fact that Muslims have tried to commit crimes in this country.”
After years of long and oftentimes grueling research, I’ve discovered the absolute, without a doubt, safest place if you’re looking to ensure that you’re never attacked by terrorists. All you need to do is to go to a barbecue restaurant (preferably in Alabama, but any place will do)…AND NEVER LEAVE. Why? Well, because as anyone with even a passing familiarity with Islam knows, Muslims are forbidden from eating pork…so they’d NEVER blow up a BBQ place, right?
Of course, no good, God-fearing American patriot could POSSIBLY take offense at this sign, because, as everyone knows- per Glenn Beck- 10% of Muslims are terrorists. If you’re offended by this sign…well, why do you hate America so??
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve suddenly developed a hankering for barbecue….
