Ladies: here’s some sound advice from one of my favorite Texas bloggers (and noted raconteur), Harold Cook. Trust me, this will make things a LOT easier for all y’all….
Women: save your money. Here’s an insider tip-you don’t really need 50 ways. Just showing up is usually good enough to close the deal.
Seriously…we’re really not terribly demanding or particular. In fact, we’re renowned for having standards lower than your average snake’s belly. Just showing up with a smile and a full complement of working parts will fully engage the attention of most of the males of the species. Of course, showing up looking like Olivia Wilde only serves to make us even less demanding…as if that’s even possible. ;-)
