Porn Stash Discovered At Bin Laden Compound, Officials Say. So…Rule 34 applies even in Jihadland??
FART BAN: Boy Suspended For Passing Gas On School Bus. I find myself suppressing the urge to giggle like a junior-high-school boy.
Meghan McCain, Cindy McCain Fire Back At Glenn Beck. Jeebus, y’all…what it is about Far Right talking heads that leads them to believe they’re immune to the normal rules of simple civility? Do they REALLY think they’re some sort of superior form of humanity and therefore entitled to broadcast their every thought, no matter how hateful and/or hurtful?
BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS AWARE OF INTERNET’S PHOTOSHOP SHENANIGANS. And you wonder why the White House decided not to release Osama bin-Laden’s death photos….
Five Signs Your Husband May Be A Psychopath. Hmm…do your cats keep disappearing?
Five signs your Republican governor wants to be president. Did he suddenly express doubts about evolution or develop an interest in bombing foreign countries? Watch out. Self-interest is a terrible thing to waste.
40 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Bart Simpson would be 31 today??
Cop Caught Having Sex With Cross-Dressing Prostitute In Patrol Car. Oh, my…somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do…. ;-)
Brazilian Woman Wins the Right to Watch Porn and Masturbate at Work. Relaxing at work wasn’t the issue for her co-workers; it was the moaning and screaming coming from her cubicle.
Florida Teen To Cops: ‘Yeah, I Smoke Weed, A Lot Of Weed’. Wait; let me guess. He was arrested in the Doritos aisle of a 7-Eleven??
The real reason the GOP refuses to raise taxes. Because they really do think money grows on trees?
Georgia Immigration Bill Signed Into Law By Governor Nathan Deal. Georgians should be thankful for the brave leadership of Gov. Deal, who has ensured that Georgians are now safe from the Evil Brown People.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mysterious Sexy Naked Lady Soldier Harem. Evidently 1986 was a good year in boobage for the Governator. It sounds like things went downhill from there, unfortunately….
Calvin & Hobbes: The Next Generation. I guess some memories are better left unsullied.
The quaint and obsolete Nuremberg Principles. If the Nuremberg Principles still applied, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney would be on trial for their lives on war crime charges in the Hague right about now.
Greta Van Susteren Judged ‘Media Personality Least Likely to Commit Journalism’. Wow; who could have seen that one coming, eh?