June 12, 2011 6:47 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Anti-Abortion Groups Push To Outlaw Contraceptives By Redefining Personhood. In most states, a fetus will be considered a person from the time a couple THINKS about having sex.

Elizabeth Edwards Haunts Her Cheating Husband From the Grave. Evidently, karma is a real bitch….

Frank Gaffney For President?. Oh, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE…the comic potential would be EPIC!!

Tea Party is actually pushing to make gold the only legal currency. That’s going to make mailing payments a MUCH more challenging proposition, no?

Kristol Stumbles Onto The Truth: GOP Shouldn’t Focus On Corporate Taxes, ‘Corporations Have A Ton Of Cash’. This is what happens when Conservatives go off-message and decide to speak the truth.

Tycoon Donald Trump fences off home of Aberdeenshire man - then sends him bill. Being a dick translate well in ANY culture.

The Islamophobia Machine: Tracing Why South Carolina Is Pushing A Bill To Ban Sharia. Well, ‘cuz it’s easier than trying to fix REAL problems??

Does religion belong at AA? Fight over ‘God’ splits Toronto AA groups Religion? Dunno. Tolerance? Oh, HELL no….

Tables Turned: Bank Of America Pays Couple’s Legal Fees After Deputies Threaten It With Foreclosure. We’re BANK OF AMERICA, beeyotches….

Takeaway fined £1350 for serving beetle larva kebab. Uh…the menu said it was a side dish that came with haggis….

Religious Leaders: GOP’s ‘Ayn Rand’ Budget Targets Poor, Goes Against Religious Values. It’s good to know that those who profess to be religious can actually act like they understand and live the tenets of their religion.

The Smurfs Are Racist, Anti-Semites, Antoine Buéno Suggests In ‘Le Petit Livre Bleu’. Hey, come on now…Blue People have rights, too.

Death threat on Coke staff. Uh, wait…your wife drank up to 10 liters of Coca-Cola PER DAY…and it’s the company’s fault that she’s dead??

POLICE: Parents leave child in hot car during strip club visit. But they had things together enough to complain about the heat in the back of the police car after their arrest. Stay classy, y’all….

Gov. Rick Scott May Personally Benefit From New Law That Hands Medicaid Program Over To Private Companies On today’s episode of “Grifter Government; Floriduh”….

Pie. It’s gloppy, it’s soggy, it’s un-American. Says the writer who’s obviously a Left-wing, pinko, Muslim-loving, Islamofascist.

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