Brett Ratner: Olivia Munn Sex True, Shrimp Masturbation Is Not. Just when you might have thought that you couldn’t possibly hear anything stranger about celebrity sexual peccadilloes, well….
Secret Conservative Donor Pays $250,000 To Kill Voting Rights In Maine. It’s the Golden Rule: He was has the gold gets to buy those who make the rules.
Detroit Lions Fans Are Next To Spearhead An Anti-Nickelback Campaign. I’m not sure why everyone seems to be hating on Nickelback, but OK. Man, Chad Kroger must be bumming….
It Pays to Be the Face of Anonymous. Which would, I suppose, make you not nearly so anonymous.
Obama Administration Rejects Congressional Subpoena. It’s about damn time the Obama Administration stood up to Republicans, isn’t it?
Don’t Forgive Gay Traitor Ken Mehlman. “Gay Republican”. Isn’t that just a synonym for “self-loathing”??
America’s Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award. If the Family Research Council (or Joe Walsh, for that matter) give a damn about “family values”, then I’m the Queen of England.
BofA Threatens Foreclosure Over Single Dollar. Hey, if you let someone off the hook for a buck, what’s to stop them from trying to stretch it to 10 bucks? Fifty? Or even a few thousand?
Gilded CNBC Republican Debate Will Focus on How to End the ‘War on Wealth. This should serve as proof that Republicans are completely, totally, and irredeemably out of touch with reality.
As GOP Belittles Cain Allegations, 10 Percent Of Women Are Told Their Job Will Improve If They Are ‘Sexually Cooperative’. Because, really; what are women for but the edification and pleasure of men?
Rick Perry Pretty Much Compares Himself To Jesus On Teevee. Oh, wait; let me guess…both were persecuted, right??
Texas Legislator Tells Insurance Companies to Stop ‘Jewing’ His Constituents. Hey, it’s just “Texas-speak”….
Gov. Jan Brewer Can’t Explain Her Partisan Political Tampering In Arizona’s Redistricting Process. Because as far as Republicans are concerned, what good is democracy if it can’t be manipulated to their advantage?
Elderly Iowa Candidate Caught Trying to Prostitute Himself. Hey, what else are you going to do if you’re 83 and can’t pay your bills?
‘G.O.P. Is the New Black,’ According to Billboard. Uh, no…but “GOP” certainly seems to be the new “clueless.”
Romney Promises More Justices Who Can’t Tell The Difference Between Corporations And People. Only when corporations rule the political process will Americans truly be safe from the privations and vicissitudes of democracy.
